TESTIMONIALS
"Hi, I'm Lydia. I was so excited when they asked me to talk about
Squirrel Underpants! I used to be ashamed to take my own daughter,
Laura, to the park because of the naked squirrels. It may sound
prudish, but squirrels are just so shameless in their nudity. What am
I supposed to say when Laura asks me why she has to wear underpants?
These tiny Squirrel Underpants keep my daughter safe, they keep my
family safe and they keep America safe. Thanks Squirrel Underpants!"
"As a reverend, I know God created squirrels, so they are by default
beautiful creatures. However, there is a time and place for everything
and looking out in my backyard first thing in the morning while I'm
drinking coffee is not the place for naked squirrels. They are like
tiny, furry flashers with no shame. Well, I bought some squirrel
underpants and now I can enjoy my own backyard without fear of
embarrassment. Thank you Squirrel Underpants!"
"I'm a local celebrity and I have opinions that matter to people. In my
opinion, nothing has contributed more to the moral health of America
more than Squirrel Underpants. Whether I'm opening a supermarket or
hosting a fundraiser, I am constantly in danger of seeing a naked
squirrel. As the Squirrel Underpants movement expands, the chances of
my eyes being compromised accidently declines. I was paid for this
endorsement."
"People think that professional athletes are insensitive and shallow people. This is not true. I have the soul of an artist and, embarrassingly, I find myself crying over issues like squirrel nudity. Squirrel Underpants help me to be the best I can be. Until I found Squirrel Underpants I was failing to live up to my full potential. Now, I know that the future holds unlimited success. Squirrel Underpants, you are the man. "
